Thank you for joining us Mz. Landcaster. Your spiritual advancement is astounding, I'm your biggest fan for certain. You look rather young for your age, is it true that you have really been around since the last golden age?, oh, by the way, I saw a saint the other day mam, great one, she looked like she could be your sister, we glanced at each other and then, as if by majic or yoga that I am just starting to grasp she changed!, I swear by our God Sat and the Great Ones this lady went from about 90 years old to a very strong and youthful fourty with magnificent grey hair, a beautiful lady and a sight for sore eyes for myself on that day mam. Well I know I said too much and no-one'l ever believe me anyway so I suppose I'll just offer my charm here and there and continue to frequent this forum forever now that a true saint has entered the building. Mam, you just made my day. By the way, friends I could be making this up. A friend in the likeness of a soundless bird, a spinning wheel though like a paper airplane came to Beloit WI. one day as I was fighting demons, with skill and evil beyond imagination I overcame the demons that haunted the ancient world, and as the flying object was so infused with yoga energy, {if it ever existed}, I destroyed it as well. Mam, all of the Earth intruders are gone. I claim 90% of the work. Unless of course I'm lying, I'm not.
Moving along, I percieve you have a spiritual question you would like answered. About why the world is the way it is today. The answer is good against evil. Yoga techniques against majic and both against the true evil that in this world has been destroyed. There is no more Beast of revelations, there is no monster under the bed, evil does not exist save in the hearts of Gods Children who have free will to do right or wrong. I speak the truth, surely you know this mam.
I've seen heaven and hell, traveled to other realms and have been friends with saints and antichrists, until the antichrists passing that is mam. We are the same as we both have no ego. I honor you with as much love as my heart can give to make up for the standard semi cold welcome on this forum, they are only children mam, they still believe in Santa Clause.
I suppose I've said to much however lest someone challenge me, don't, I'm one of the most advanced yogis on the planet. I couldn't have done it without Steve so don't die on me brother, I'd hate to have to go looking for you brother, by the way, I do know that technique or a varient. I did it before, well actually, believe it or not, has anyone seen the Skeleten Key Movie?, well, if someone looks different they may be a different person, won't work on everybody but we protect our way of life here in Beloit WI, the City of Nobles, this is a very spiritual yet dark City in the likeness of an advanced version of an old testament city. Take care everybody.
Godwolfurious
Nothing personal but no one could out do you for tall tails. I feel like I have been taken on an adventure in fairyland.
Save your illustrious parables for bed time stories. I'm just mixing some gin and tonic to help me make it through the night. As far as being a saint I only got a lot of hot air and sandy wind in my face when I tried to separate the Red Sea. Let's you and I meet up on this side of the River Jordan because if we go on your side we'll be in Disneyland for the week end. Next time I want to visit Alice in Wonderland I'll give you a call.
Beatrice Landcaster
