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Title: Swami Peevananda
Post by: Swami Peevananda on Jan 19, 2011 08:24 am
To do is to be, to be is to do, do be do be do

Swami Peevananda


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: Jitendra Hydonus on Jan 19, 2011 10:18 pm
To do is to be, to be is to do, do be do be do

Swami Peevananda

Do be do be do? Peeva who?


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: guest88 on Jan 20, 2011 07:33 pm
dobedobedo hehe nice  :D hi welcome  :)


Title: Re: Do Be Do BE Do
Post by: Serena Duvet on Jan 21, 2011 08:57 am


Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'   Jedi Master Yoda


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: Serena Duvet on Jan 21, 2011 11:49 am

"People seem to believe they are what they do.  This is false, my friends.
This is merely the identity trying to create meaning and purpose where
there is none.  The truth of who you are does not ask such questions that
are limited in time and space, also created by the mind."

Puppetji

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydAfgSIgU_E











Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: flying squirrel on Jan 21, 2011 12:43 pm
to be or not to be ? that is the question  8)

next question, who is Puppetji ? couzin of Pinnochio ?


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: guest88 on Jan 21, 2011 06:06 pm
puppetji!!! awesome  :D


Title: Who IS Puppetji?
Post by: Serena Duvet on Jan 22, 2011 04:31 am
"How can we know when we don't know what we don't know?"  

Puppetji was created by and is voiced by James Murray of Venice, California.  A puppet and voice artist for
Hollywood films, he felt that the new-age community needed a good laugh. "Some people take their spiritual
practices so seriously."   He put together Puppetji from simple materials like foam, fleece, and ping pong balls.

http://www.jamesmurrayworld.com/Welcome/Home.html

http://puppetji.com/

Ten Puppetji videos:

 http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=Puppetji&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8#q=Puppetji&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbs=vid:1&ei=l
UA6TcXPNJCusAPfyKjUAw&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=3&ved=0CAwQ_AUoAg&fp=b5998dbe5361c460[/



Title: Re: Who IS Puppetji?
Post by: flying squirrel on Jan 22, 2011 05:54 am
[color=navyA puppet and voice artist for Hollywood films, he felt that the new-age community needed a good laugh.
"Some people take their spiritual practices so seriously."  

Thanx muchly, Serena !  8) for enlightening me on Puppetji  ;D

way tooooo seriously sometimes !

Thanx for sharing some humor  8)



Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: Swami Peevananda on Jan 28, 2011 08:57 pm
"LORD, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me."

The LORD replied:

"My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of footprints,
it was then that we were dancing and you were standing on my toes."

Swami Peevananda


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: guest88 on Jan 28, 2011 09:20 pm
thank you swami that is beautiful


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: flying squirrel on Jan 29, 2011 09:02 am
Good to keep in mind Swami, thanx !  8)

what is with that dripping skull avatar 1zero? Halloween is over dude !  :o



Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: guest88 on Jan 30, 2011 03:25 am
i like it


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: Swami Peevananda on Feb 08, 2011 08:36 am
Why do the God's use us for comic relief and at our expense? We were set up. You know;enjoy the menu but do not touch or partake of it. Can't we get a laugh at their expense as well?

(http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/sde/lowres/sden898l.jpg)
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/47000/Holy-Oktoberfest-----47043.jpg)

i like it

So do I!


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: Swami Peevananda on Feb 15, 2011 06:48 am
This is a special announcement to my devotees for Valentine's day. I'll be soon importing, for sale, Royal Tantric Jelly. It is a Vegan Personal Lubricant. Which I use for yogic purposes. Available in one once, two once and larger sizes on special orders. Also scented or odorless.

Swami Peevananda


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: Jitendra Hydonus on Feb 26, 2011 01:49 am
This is a special announcement to my devotees for Valentine's day. I'll be soon importing, for sale, Royal Tantric Jelly. It is a Vegan Personal Lubricant. Which I use for yogic purposes. Available in one once, two once and larger sizes on special orders. Also scented or odorless.

Swami Peevananda

Is that jelly for a sandwich? Peevananda and jelly sandwiches?


Title: to reiterate....
Post by: Swami Peevananda on Apr 12, 2011 09:46 pm
Repeating yourself is just like saying what you already know over and over again, ad infinitum-except that's exactly what it is.
How many times must I repeat myself?

Swami Peevananda


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: Swami Peevananda on Apr 17, 2011 07:57 am
We regret to inform you that Sunday's sermon will be canceled. Swami Peevananda has the shakes and is in dire need of a drink.

Dr. Benway


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: Lucky Denver on Apr 17, 2011 10:20 am
Is your jelly for sandwiches?


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: Swami Peevananda on Apr 19, 2011 11:53 pm
Is your jelly for sandwiches?

This is where your religious nonsense really begins to sound like nonsense!
I just spend 400 dollars on reiki mushrooms and I can not be wasting my time on this nonsense.
What are you doing in my ashram anyhow? I just ate a hot dog and no body is supposed to know.

                     Swami Peevananda


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: Jitendra Hydonus on Apr 20, 2011 09:53 pm
Is your jelly for sandwiches?

This is where your religious nonsense really begins to sound like nonsense!
I just spend 400 dollars on reiki mushrooms and I can not be wasting my time on this nonsense.
What are you doing in my ashram anyhow? I just ate a hot dog and no body is supposed to know.

                     Swami Peevananda

May i suggest vegetarian hot dogs? They really quite tasty when you get the mustard on. Then u could actually be an example to your devotees. That would b quite a change.

Jitendra


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: Swami Peevananda on Apr 20, 2011 11:18 pm
Karma is fluffy, loves you unconditionally, and must be walked regularly.

meet my dog...(http://www.petplace.com/articles/images/2885811038.jpg)


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: Swami Peevananda on Mar 29, 2012 09:48 am
I want you to know, all of you, that the beer mug in the right hand corner of my picture is what you have driven me too. Must I look at the same cows grazing on the same fields every day just going from one pasture to another to chew more grass. Give me another swig!


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: elfunrocker on Mar 29, 2012 10:57 am
 ~ Swami Ribber ~
1st verse
Way down upon de Swami Ribber,
Far, far away,
Dere's wha my heart is turning ebber,
Dere's wha de old folks stay.

All up and down de whole creation
Sadly I roam,
Still longing for de old masterbation
And for de old folks at home.

Chorus
All de world am sad and dreary,
Ebry where I roam,
Oh! darling how my heart grows weary,
Far from de old folks at home.

2nd verse
All round de little farm I wandered
When I was young,
Den many happy days I squandered,
Many de songs I sung.

When I was playing wid my brudder
Happy was I
Oh! take me to my kind old mudder,
Dere let me live and die.

Chorus

3rd verse
One little hut amond de bushes,
One dat I love,
Still sadly to my mem'ry rushes,
No matter where I rove

When will I see de bees a humming
All round de comb?
When will I hear de banjo tumming
Down in my good old home?

Chorus


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: Zeek Zack Ziner on Mar 29, 2012 09:43 pm
~ Swami Ribber ~
1st verse
Way down upon de Swami Ribber,
Far, far away,
Dere's wha my heart is turning ebber,
Dere's wha de old folks stay.

All up and down de whole creation
Sadly I roam,
Still longing for de old masterbation
And for de old folks at home.

Chorus
All de world am sad and dreary,
Ebry where I roam,
Oh! darling how my heart grows weary,
Far from de old folks at home.

2nd verse
All round de little farm I wandered
When I was young,
Den many happy days I squandered,
Many de songs I sung.

When I was playing wid my brudder
Happy was I
Oh! take me to my kind old mudder,
Dere let me live and die.

Chorus

3rd verse
One little hut amond de bushes,
One dat I love,
Still sadly to my mem'ry rushes,
No matter where I rove

When will I see de bees a humming
All round de comb?
When will I hear de banjo tumming
Down in my good old home?

Chorus

Don't stink I don't snow you Elfun
Where de tummy ends tha humming begins.
I am d brudder that you de smother.
you master de masturbation alone
I come visit  when you go down riibber
There I rove chuckle and play de comb
all de world be sad and dreary
till we meet on de swami ribber

Zeek Zack Ziner


Title: Re: Swami Peevananda
Post by: Swami Peevananda on Mar 29, 2012 09:54 pm
~ Swami Ribber ~
1st verse
Way down upon de Swami Ribber,
Far, far away,
Dere's wha my heart is turning ebber,
Dere's wha de old folks stay.

All up and down de whole creation
Sadly I roam,
Still longing for de old masterbation
And for de old folks at home.

Chorus
All de world am sad and dreary,
Ebry where I roam,
Oh! darling how my heart grows weary,
Far from de old folks at home.

2nd verse
All round de little farm I wandered
When I was young,
Den many happy days I squandered,
Many de songs I sung.

When I was playing wid my brudder
Happy was I
Oh! take me to my kind old mudder,
Dere let me live and die.

Chorus

3rd verse
One little hut amond de bushes,
One dat I love,
Still sadly to my mem'ry rushes,
No matter where I rove

When will I see de bees a humming
All round de comb?
When will I hear de banjo tumming
Down in my good old home?

Chorus

Don't stink I don't snow you Elfun
Where de tummy ends tha humming begins.
I am d brudder that you de smother.
you master de masturbation alone
I come visit  when you go down riibber
There I rove chuckle and play de comb
all de world be sad and dreary
till we meet on de swami riibber

Zeek Zack Ziner

This is nothing less than a disgrace to my good name and fame. What kind of evil lurks in these my sermons yet meant for
those who have no common dignity? Hark listen my voice must be heard. Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow it may show.
One more slurp from the mug and I will deliver judgement on these faithless creatures.

                                              Swami Peevananda