Dear alien-Sir,
No cow farts allowed. Don't you know our politicians will weaponize it in order to raise taxes?
Thank you for your concern.
Sincerely,
Some guy.
I will soon be returning to Zanasphere. Please accept my sincere regrets I will not be able to mind meld with you on the other side of the galaxy where I will be teaming up with Zeller for a trip out to Andromeda. However if you are functioning at optimum power you may pic up some wave lengths from the hive for earths overlords as we reach out to you—earth entity.
