Message #2706

[guest46]

Ms. Starling and to all it may concern. We should recognize that drama is life with the dull bits cut out. So i do not like to bore you with inconsequential details. That is little stories about people and their boring lives. I have dramatized your life and our life to make it more entertaining for your personal amusement. I can not fulffill all your fantasies. I am not Marilyn Monroe and certainly do not pretend to be a handsome gentleman like Errol Flynn. But I might be able to bring you Marilyn Manson with out the glitz. Take me for what I am. Besides all my murders have been clean.  I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man. So think of it this way-your friends will have reason to be good after seeing what I have to offer. Believe me honey: It isn't gonna get much better than this.  If you join in my night gallery-Ms. Starling you have chose the perfect ready made name- I gaurantee you will find some gruesome comedy that will topple your bumpers.

In Divine Bewilderment,

Alfred Hitchcock