Message #16693

[Dumpster]

hey you guys I have a sick occupation. I'm the most! there is nothing more sexy than living out of dumpsters. all free time can be devoted to meditating. sometimes you compete with the animals but it's a good way to make friends. lived in a Buddhist monastery for a while but now I have my accommodations in the open sky. foxes have holes and birds have nests but the son of Big Daddy has no place to rest his head accept the cosmos it's your true home! my name is dumpster but a saintly squirrel by the advice of a duck nun named me cosmos.

I'm in a state of wonder because a chipmunk friend of mine had a nervous breakdown breakdown (two of them)  because of the garbage trucks interupting her sleep routine. They get going too early in the morning and she is still sleeping. I had to give her continous munk therapy. but she seems to be in a state of recovery. I  even gave her mouth to mouth perspiration when she was comatised.