Message #12671

[elfun]

  Why yes my dear friend Turtlesaurus. Time travel in your realm is somewhat moving in a slow pattern in a 360degree motion. The search for the ultimate Pond Cremes that will forever cure that dreaded reptile disease known as "Wrinklesaurus." Use of Pond Cremes in heavy amounts may soften the reptilious skin but the danger is the residue that may be left behind in the Pond that could once again create a creature that we have not seen or heard of since the Ice Ages! So be verwy verwy careful how much commotion you create because it could result in permanent expulsion from the Pond! Now, in regards to family. In being a drummersaurus myself, i am a descendant from the family known as "Sticktasaurus." Our genetic makeup is dexterous which in "Saurus" terms is "Dexterousaurus."  Some times when we sit for long periods behind the drums on our stools we experience "Assasaurus."  This "ailment" that we have experienced for several ice ages had once threatened our own species and we almost became extinct! They call that "Extinctasaurus." You can find that term written in the book called "Journal of Extinctasaurus." Our species have regained our strength in numbers and we have found that we need only count to four to survive within the world of other Sauruses. But we know if we are not verwy careful we could become lost in "time signatures" and we could once again be at risk of becoming extinct. So we are training our species to be verwy punctual and on "Time" and also in "Time"  We try to remain in four time somewhat like a standard bluesasaurus eight to the bar. So you take care and stay safe as you travel through this world so you don't get confined and feel like you have been Stepassarused on!!! Stay clear of those that refuse to allow a Saurus to wander around in a state of bliss and to avoid those that may be on the "hunt" to capture one of our newer evolved species and infect us again with that dreaded disease "Wrinklesaurus!"  Other species that exist within this world may not be as wise about Pond Cremes as our species is. We are able to apply this creme and remain in our state of blissful,love and peace and that is at the root of our entire existence!!! We stand as ONE and we will continue on no matter the battles we may face because we ARE, Sauruses!