I tell ya honey ya'al been a hecklin' away when ya shoulda joined me in the corn fields back home where that there Stevie-boy.well ya know he's been a corn huskin' and even smoken some of that there corn silk with me one day. We'al got to talkin' about milkin' the cows and a baling some hay. Y know those there Barns getta pretty hot in the summer in the top where we put the bales of hay. But he kept on a workin till it was through and we gota havin' one of those shindig parties that led us to getta knowin just who we are and where we've been. I'll tell ya there ain't a better laugh i go outta dat der boy. Shove your panties and yo sniffle snuffers in bag and ride out to the ol farm and join us for the corn huskers convention next year. That a way ya'll won't be a mistakin' the vibes ya'al been smellin' round the fringe. Ya know honey ya'l got to be a Nut Cracker to get in a Nut Case. Ya'll just remember what ol Beady told ya. Ya hear? i've been round a few years and i can smell fruitcakes a mile a way.
Beatrice Landcaster
hey beady
Those corn silk smokes were too much. u have some stiff tastes. Smokin them was like smokin a strong cigar. I've got a nut cracker but the nut cases i'm talkin about are the ones that are already cracked. Never had a chance to go crazy on them. They went crazy on me. They went ballistic. Never even had romance with them. The spin-doctor in their head let them know about me before they even got close to knowin' about who i was. When we let spin doctors control our decisions we end up living a life in our heads instead of what really is out there in reality.
