hello
i think there are different levels of meditation
some of which you might practice seem out of reach to me and what i practice may not even be considered meditation by those that devote more of their time to the subject.
lately going deep and experiencing transcendental bliss or astral projection does not interest me as much as just having a quiet place to myself and letting the imagination run wild.
i find running late at night meditative- the streets are quiet, the darkness plays tricks on my eyes- most everyone is asleep. or listening to music alone ... usually the goal is to connect in the quiet space and focus on whatever is needed in the moment
i know meditation is so much more
just thinking
what are some uncommon ways you meditate ?
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Any slight twitches of the vital organs can be decreased by Depakote:
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If you start feeling an uneasiness at any time taking my multiple vitamin formula I will give you some ativans to remedy the situation.
Ativan (Lorazepam) is an anti-anxiety agent (benzodiazepines,mild tranquilizer) used for the relief of anxiety, agitation and irritability,
In your care and service,
Doc Preevananda
Hey is your ego trippin' out? What cha talkin' about Primavera Noodles? Lord have mercy! What yu'all been smokin'? Dag nabbit I ain't seen such tom foolery since I was back in the cotton fields. You let the devil play mischief with you with all that there stuff crawlin' in your head. There ain't no substitute for Good ol' revival tents to put you straight back on earth; You been on some lofty altitude with no hope of comin' down. Lordy be, pick up the shovel get your ass back to the grind stone before the grim reaper enters your life and takes hold of your soul.
Beatrice Landcaster
