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Welcome Great Horny Owl
Which part is great?
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Welcome Great Horny Owl
Which part is great?
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Any part you choose. |
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Hey I just flew in. Am I welcome here to perch for a while? Great Horny Owl
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hey GHO !  Another visitor to the Spiritual Forest Perch all you want, just don't expect perch for dinner  Got any wisdom to share ? |
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hey GHO ! Another visitor to the Spiritual Forest Perch all you want, just don't expect perch for dinner Got any wisdom to share ? What no hand outs? What kind of Hotel in the Forest is this? Lead me great wise one of the spiritual forest. The Great Horny Owl |
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What no hand outs? What kind of Hotel in the Forest is this? Lead me great wise one of the spiritual forest.
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hey GHO ! wherd you see this was a Hotel ? you are free to fly around the forum, lots of spiritual wisdom for those who seek |
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hey GHO ! see you brought a friend , Welcome to the Beav ! Karma in a SuperBowl commercial ? where will it show up next ? |
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hey GHO ! see you brought a friend , Welcome to the Beav ! Karma in a SuperBowl commercial ? where will it show up next ? Leave it to beaver? Hey great wise one you led me on a goose chase. I'm too old and horny to be sent out on these crazy journeys. Lead me great wise one-out of carnal desire that is brewing in me again. I'm so horny I'm weighed down on the side. I can't even fly when I get this horny. Should I go to Peevananda to buy some mountain jelly? |
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hey GHO ! see you brought a friend , Welcome to the Beav ! Karma in a SuperBowl commercial ? where will it show up next ? Leave it to beaver? Hey great wise one you led me on a goose chase. I'm too old and horny to be sent out on these crazy journeys. Lead me great wise one-out of carnal desire that is brewing in me again. I'm so horny I'm weighed down on the side. I can't even fly when I get this horny. Should I go to Peevananda to buy some mountain jelly? I suggest several enema's and dung cures everything. Swami Peevananda |
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I cannot rely on you Peeva. You have too many of your own pet peeves. Only Flying Squirrel and Blue Nova can see from such heights that will lead me out of this enchanted forest or to safe haven. Great Horny
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I cannot rely on you Peeva. You have too many of your own pet peeves. Only Flying Squirrel and Blue Nova can see from such heights that will lead me out of this enchanted forest or to safe haven. Great Horny
As you can see Flying Squirrel and Blue Nova have left you. So listen to my sound advice. It is all about cow dung. Nothing else will help you in your plight. Cow dung is the panacea for everything. I'd even recommend cow dung meditation to the initiates. Put bits of cow dung on your chakras to smooth out the horny edges!! Swami P |
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I cannot rely on you Peeva. You have too many of your own pet peeves. Only Flying Squirrel and Blue Nova can see from such heights that will lead me out of this enchanted forest or to safe haven. Great Horny
As you can see Flying Squirrel and Blue Nova have left you. So listen to my sound advice. It is all about cow dung. Nothing else will help you in your plight. Cow dung is the panacea for everything. I'd even recommend cow dung meditation to the initiates. Put bits of cow dung on your chakras to smooth out the horny edges!! Swami P But Swami I am so horny I'm shameless. |
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_/\_ mr owl,
all this energy of yours......
concentrate/focus....bring it up to kutastha......
kutastha is where we receive (((Hugs))) from God and where we give (((Hugs))) to God.
instead of keeping the consciousness in the lower chakras and in physical wants....bring your consciousness upwards into kutastha....and give that Love to God.
physical need for love...is just an outwardly expression of Love we have within us.
when we do this.....we will find the want/need for physical love cease....we will be '''hooked'''' on Loving God.
oh...btw...i have been meaning to ask u....mr owl,,,,how many licks does it take to get to the center of a toostie pop ? 
Jai God ((((OM))) & (((Hugs)))
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~*~*~* Live in OM *~*~*~
~~~Swami Rama Tirtha ~~~
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oh...btw...i have been meaning to ask u....mr owl,,,,how many licks does it take to get to the center of a toostie pop ? Jai God ((((OM))) & (((Hugs)))yoshi  Only one. One big swoop down and you my friend are devoured. Great Horny |
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_/\_ mr owl,
all this energy of yours......
concentrate/focus....bring it up to kutastha......
kutastha is where we receive (((Hugs))) from God and where we give (((Hugs))) to God.
instead of keeping the consciousness in the lower chakras and in physical wants....bring your consciousness upwards into kutastha....and give that Love to God.
physical need for love...is just an outwardly expression of Love we have within us.
when we do this.....we will find the want/need for physical love cease....we will be '''hooked'''' on Loving God.
oh...btw...i have been meaning to ask u....mr owl,,,,how many licks does it take to get to the center of a toostie pop ?
Jai God ((((OM))) & (((Hugs)))
yoshiDr. Pet; You'll never believe what happened. I think I too received (((hugs))) from a fine feathered friend. Now that I am hooked I know how you feel. It all started with a feeling like a tingle on the nape of my neck. Well I suppose that you would say the hair on the back of your neck stood up? My feathers get all ruffly and it looks like I am wearing a collar and then this warm sensation in the back of my neck near the obli oblah. I think I might be enlightened if not I'll have to use another shampoo and conditioner. Something went upwards but I'm not sure just what. I must confess to playing solitaire too long. Since my companion left me, I no longer have someone to groom me. I guess all I can do is wait; we'll see if it stands the test of time. In the meantime my hoots have been along the lines of "Don't be cruel to a heart that's true." Just in case it's left forever. Can the Pet Doctor advise me on such matters?? Am I a hopeless romantic or did I really experience satori? The Great Horny Owl |
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