~ Swami Ribber ~
1st verse
Way down upon de Swami Ribber,
Far, far away,
Dere's wha my heart is turning ebber,
Dere's wha de old folks stay.
All up and down de whole creation
Sadly I roam,
Still longing for de old masterbation
And for de old folks at home.
Chorus
All de world am sad and dreary,
Ebry where I roam,
Oh! darling how my heart grows weary,
Far from de old folks at home.
2nd verse
All round de little farm I wandered
When I was young,
Den many happy days I squandered,
Many de songs I sung.
When I was playing wid my brudder
Happy was I
Oh! take me to my kind old mudder,
Dere let me live and die.
Chorus
3rd verse
One little hut amond de bushes,
One dat I love,
Still sadly to my mem'ry rushes,
No matter where I rove
When will I see de bees a humming
All round de comb?
When will I hear de banjo tumming
Down in my good old home?
Chorus
Don't stink I don't snow you Elfun
Where de tummy ends tha humming begins.
I am d brudder that you de smother.
you master de masturbation alone
I come visit when you go down riibber
There I rove chuckle and play de comb
all de world be sad and dreary
till we meet on de swami ribber
Zeek Zack Ziner
