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Title: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Beatrice Landcaster on Mar 12, 2010 10:32 am
Hello I am Beatrice

I specialize in makeup for people playing roles in this creation. Never fear the smear when Beatrice is here!  8)

Beatrice Hildegard Landcaster


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: blue nova on Mar 12, 2010 02:12 pm
(http://www.augk18.dsl.pipex.com/Smileys/hello.gif)  hello and welcome to you Beatrice (http://www.augk18.dsl.pipex.com/Smileys/hello.gif)

(((Hugs)))
blue nova


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Jitendra Hydonus on Mar 12, 2010 03:57 pm
Hildegard: can i purchase some apricot rouge from you to eliminate stimulous deprivation for a delectable taste to my taste buds?


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Goldwolf on Mar 12, 2010 09:15 pm

  Wow


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: flying squirrel on Mar 13, 2010 03:37 pm
Double wow !  8)


Title: Living out your latest fantasy?
Post by: Beatrice Landcaster on Mar 14, 2010 01:23 am
 :P Hello I am glad that you find me most interesting. It should come as no surprise though since I can alter personalities in others due to their predispositiion for being something else than they are. Let us say something they might have been and now have a longing to be again. Sometimes it is best to leave people in suspense to consider what thay have longed for. I mean take a personality like Michael Jackson; here we have somebody that is the consumate changed personality to satisfy inner longings and desires.  Think of it. I mean don't we come to this place to live out some fantasy anyhow? I'm just here to add to the drama you have already created for youself.

Now i am sorry that you have such a desire for apricot Steven. But look into yourself and you will see that it is more than just apricot but an insatiable desire for oral stimulation. Be careful or you might find yourself meditating on more than you had thought! Now for the rest of you guys that express the wows. Think of it: you have been looking for something out of this world to come into your life and I am just here to satisfy a little bit of your latent desires.  Take for instance Into Blue. Here is someone that usually greets others but has a bit of lack luster because too many things have revealed too much too soon! And last but not least Blue Nova. Here we have a beautiful creature reaching out for affectiion with all her many hugs. Well affection is on your way dear one. Be careful you might get more than you bargained for.

Now for the rest of you that can't find the time to greet me. Sorry that you are so much about yourself that you can't welcome a newcomer around here. For El Barto who just peeped in for a little excitement today and all of the rest of you who stand in the shadows. That means you too Nomaste 2, 3 or to be, to all, to some or what ever: better known as Mister Serious. Let's not take ourselves too serious! At least look in the mirror so that you have something to laugh about. :P

Beady Hildegard Landcaster


Title: Re: Living out your latest fantasy?
Post by: flying squirrel on Mar 14, 2010 05:39 am
:P Hello I am glad that you find me most interesting........  Think of it. I mean don't we come to this place to live out some fantasy anyhow? I'm just here to add to the drama you have already created for youself.

Now for the rest of you guys that express the wows. Think of it: you have been looking for something out of this world to come into your life and I am just here to satisfy a little bit of your latent desires. 

Beady Hildegard Landcaster

Hey Beady !  8) I said nothing about finding you most interesting!! Talk about fantasy !!! You may have come here to live out a fantasy but I am here searching for my soul. So tell us, how did you find this fantasy palace ?

as for the wow or double wow, I was just echoing that dude Gold Wolf  8).

Ha Ha !  "satisfying a little bit of our latent desires", what do you think you are a fortune teller ?

And as for Into Blue having a bit of lack luster, she is a beautiful shining star who lights up the heavens with her presence here on the forum !

Peace  8)


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: guest88 on Mar 14, 2010 07:37 am
hi
do u think there is 1 user and more than 1 username?

o_o


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Beatrice Landcaster on Mar 14, 2010 08:17 am
hi
do u think there is 1 user and more than 1 username?

o_o

Let us narrow it down to the culprit Mr. Psychic.

Beatrice Landcaster


Title: Re: Living out your latest fantasy?
Post by: Beatrice Landcaster on Mar 14, 2010 08:33 am
:P Hello I am glad that you find me most interesting........  Think of it. I mean don't we come to this place to live out some fantasy anyhow? I'm just here to add to the drama you have already created for youself.

Now for the rest of you guys that express the wows. Think of it: you have been looking for something out of this world to come into your life and I am just here to satisfy a little bit of your latent desires. 

Beady Hildegard Landcaster

Hey Beady !  8) I said nothing about finding you most interesting!! Talk about fantasy !!! You may have come here to live out a fantasy but I am here searching for my soul. So tell us, how did you find this fantasy palace ?

as for the wow or double wow, I was just echoing that dude Gold Wolf  8).

Ha Ha !  "satisfying a little bit of our latent desires", what do you think you are a fortune teller ?

And as for Into Blue having a bit of lack luster, she is a beautiful shining star who lights up the heavens with her presence here on the forum !

Peace  8)

'Here' as in this earth not the forum. Fortune teller? No I tell people their fortunes. Into Blue a beautiful shining star. I would have to agree.
Just think any lack luster is only momentary hidden behind the shining star inside.  Your a candidate for my make up Flying Squirrel :-*

Beatrice Landcaster


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: flying squirrel on Mar 14, 2010 02:45 pm
I am a candiate for your makeup ? not sure about that one !  8)

Tell me my fortune instead !




Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: guest88 on Mar 14, 2010 07:39 pm
lol idk  ;)

fun  :D
 
 

??? what if we're all but a username to the 1 ultimate user?




Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Charmed*I'msure on Mar 14, 2010 11:29 pm
Happy to meet you Beatrice!  :) I find you most interesting and fun! I love fortune telling and tea leaves readings, how exciting to find someone with the same interests!!

Aren't we all part of this world of fantasy? Some believe we aren't even really here, just visiting til our soul decides to journey home. I say, enjoy life while you can * It won't last forever, so dance with the stars, howl at the moon and greet the day with a smile  :D depending on how the night goes *

love & magik *
Charmed*I'msure


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: flying squirrel on Mar 15, 2010 06:13 pm
Hey Charmed* ! Refreshing outlook on life !  8)

about the charmed*I'msure part, not sure, lol !


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Beatrice Landcaster on Mar 16, 2010 08:59 pm
I am a candiate for your makeup ? not sure about that one !  8)

Tell me my fortune instead !

Don't be shy Secret Squirrel. Not at this moment of discovery! Your fortune lies with us. It is right before you staring at you in the eyes. Are you aware of what it is uncovering? You have been wearing old makeup. It is time to change your colors! Even a face lift would be appropriate!  :-*

Beatrice  H. Landcaster


Title: Re: "Whom are you telling that?"
Post by: Beatrice Landcaster on Mar 16, 2010 09:04 pm
Who was that poke, poke, poking me...?   (it tickled a bit)...

Master and Pupil
Says the Master to his pupil: "Do you understand that you don't really exist?"
Upon which the pupil replies: "Whom are you telling that?"

Hey! Peek a boo. I'm poking you! The roles of Master and student now entertwine! If you feel the itch you know what this means. Do not limit yourself to itching bed bugs. Besides they spread. Expand your wings. They are beckoning you to fly to new territory! When the moment presents itself, seize it! ;)

Beatrice Hildegard Landcaster


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Beatrice Landcaster on Mar 16, 2010 09:18 pm
Happy to meet you Beatrice!  :) I find you most interesting and fun! I love fortune telling and tea leaves readings, how exciting to find someone with the same interests!!

Aren't we all part of this world of fantasy? Some believe we aren't even really here, just visiting til our soul decides to journey home. I say, enjoy life while you can * It won't last forever, so dance with the stars, howl at the moon and greet the day with a smile  :D depending on how the night goes *

love & magik *
Charmed*I'msure

Your fantasies are knee deep and I need boots to walk through them! But don't worry dear one they are doorways to your dreams. You just have to recognize what you are seeing~not what you imagine yourself to be seeing!  :D

Beatrice Hildegard L.


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Beatrice Landcaster on Mar 16, 2010 09:26 pm
lol idk  ;)

fun  :D
 
 

??? what if we're all but a username to the 1 ultimate user?




Just remember this ~ What you don't know won't hurt you but user and used could be a problem in your relationships. Use, when it is beneficial to your highest goals and those of others. But never misuse others. In this sense you will learn to discriminate between the two.  :P

Beatrice Hildegard Landcaster


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Beatrice Landcaster on Mar 16, 2010 09:41 pm
(http://www.augk18.dsl.pipex.com/Smileys/hello.gif)  hello and welcome to you Beatrice (http://www.augk18.dsl.pipex.com/Smileys/hello.gif)

(((Hugs)))
blue nova

Practice those stretches with enthusiasm Blue Nova. You need to do them. This you know to keep in shape. A little bit more flow would be in order and not so much resistance that manifests in the stretches and life style. Each stretch and body difficulty reveals another layer of consciousness and elements of your own personality. Look at me I'm old and crusty but I have been freeing my mind for years and not just talking about it! The talk will be the walk and the walk will be the talk for you, in years to come.  :D

Beatrice H. Landcaster


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: blue nova on Mar 16, 2010 10:04 pm
pronams,  Beatrice H. Landcaster _/\_

interesting indeed , what you see in me......

] I [  am soul.... ] I [ am free.....skip the walk and fly....

fly...fly...fly...fly...fly...fly...fly...fly...fly...fly...fly...fly...fly...fly...fly...fly....fly...fly..fly...fly...fly...fly...like a soul should......:D.. :D.. :D... :D... :D... ;).. ;).. ;).. ;).. ;).. ;)


((((((((((((((((((((( Hugs ))))))))))))))))))))
 blue nova


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Jitendra Hydonus on Mar 17, 2010 12:54 am
What happened? Is it too late to know or to early to find out?

Steve Hydonus


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Charmed*I'msure on Mar 17, 2010 01:19 am
Happy to meet you Beatrice!  :) I find you most interesting and fun! I love fortune telling and tea leaves readings, how exciting to find someone with the same interests!!

Aren't we all part of this world of fantasy? Some believe we aren't even really here, just visiting til our soul decides to journey home. I say, enjoy life while you can * It won't last forever, so dance with the stars, howl at the moon and greet the day with a smile  :D depending on how the night goes *

love & magik *
Charmed*I'msure

Your fantasies are knee deep and I need boots to walk through them! But don't worry dear one they are doorways to your dreams. You just have to recognize what you are seeing~not what you imagine yourself to be seeing!  :D

Beatrice Hildegard L.

Sweet * my fantasies are doorways to my dreams, no imagination necessary, lol!  Just please, if you don't mind, don't walk thru my fantasies !! Take your boots elsewhere ;D



Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: flying squirrel on Mar 17, 2010 08:16 pm
Hey Beady!  8) GOSH you certainly aren't shy, LOL!

Maybe it got lost in all the mumbo jumbo, but spiritually speaking, what brings you here?



Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Beatrice Landcaster on Mar 18, 2010 06:51 am
Hey Beady!  8) GOSH you certainly aren't shy, LOL!

Maybe it got lost in all the mumbo jumbo, but spiritually speaking, what brings you here?

It's like this son ~ The world and this universe is all in 3d and the there is a zipper in the fabric. I unzipped it and saw only the light on the other side. But from time to time the fabric becomes more transparent for others in this demension so at those times I visit to befriend and encourage them.

Beatrice Hildegard Sade Landcaster


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: flying squirrel on Mar 18, 2010 07:12 pm
Your ageless wisdom is unparalled!  8)


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Beatrice Landcaster on Apr 04, 2010 10:00 pm
Happy to meet you Beatrice!  :) I find you most interesting and fun! I love fortune telling and tea leaves readings, how exciting to find someone with the same interests!!

Aren't we all part of this world of fantasy? Some believe we aren't even really here, just visiting til our soul decides to journey home. I say, enjoy life while you can * It won't last forever, so dance with the stars, howl at the moon and greet the day with a smile  :D depending on how the night goes *

love & magik *
Charmed*I'msure

Your fantasies are knee deep and I need boots to walk through them! But don't worry dear one they are doorways to your dreams. You just have to recognize what you are seeing~not what you imagine yourself to be seeing!  :D

Beatrice Hildegard L.



Sweet * my fantasies are doorways to my dreams, no imagination necessary, lol!  Just please, if you don't mind, don't walk thru my fantasies !! Take your boots elsewhere ;D


It is slippery than snot where you have been walking. I'll need those boots every step of the way!

Beatrice Landcaster


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Beatrice Landcaster on Apr 04, 2010 10:07 pm
Your ageless wisdom is unparalled!  8)

Cut the shit and get me to the table. It's EASTER. I'm ready to feast!

Beady Hildegard Landcaster


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Beatrice Landcaster on May 06, 2010 08:45 am
Thank you for joining us Mz. Landcaster. Your spiritual advancement is astounding, I'm your biggest fan for certain. You look rather young for your age, is it true that you have really been around since the last golden age?, oh, by the way, I saw a saint the other day mam, great one, she looked like she could be your sister, we glanced at each other and then, as if by majic or yoga that I am just starting to grasp she changed!, I swear by our God Sat and the Great Ones this lady went from about 90 years old to a very strong and youthful fourty with magnificent grey hair, a beautiful lady and a sight for sore eyes for myself on that day mam. Well I know I said too much and no-one'l ever believe me anyway so I suppose I'll just offer my charm here and there and continue to frequent this forum forever now that a true saint has entered the building. Mam, you just made my day. By the way, friends I could be making this up. A friend in the likeness of a soundless bird, a spinning wheel though like a paper airplane came to Beloit WI. one day as I was fighting demons, with skill and evil beyond imagination I overcame the demons that haunted the ancient world, and as the flying object was so infused with yoga energy, {if it ever existed}, I destroyed it as well. Mam, all of the Earth intruders are gone. I claim 90% of the work. Unless of course I'm lying, I'm not.
 
  Moving along, I percieve you have a spiritual question you would like answered. About why the world is the way it is today. The answer is good against evil. Yoga techniques against majic and both against the true evil that in this world has been destroyed. There is no more Beast of revelations, there is no monster under the bed, evil does not exist save in the hearts of Gods Children who have free will to do right or wrong. I speak the truth, surely you know this mam.

  I've seen heaven and hell, traveled to other realms and have been friends with saints and antichrists, until the antichrists passing that is mam. We are the same as we both have no ego. I honor you with as much love as my heart can give to make up for the standard semi cold welcome on this forum, they are only children mam, they still believe in Santa Clause.

  I suppose I've said to much however lest someone challenge me, don't, I'm one of the most advanced yogis on the planet. I couldn't have done it without Steve so don't die on me brother, I'd hate to have to go looking for you brother, by the way, I do know that technique or a varient. I did it before, well actually, believe it or not, has anyone seen the Skeleten Key Movie?, well, if someone looks different they may be a different person, won't work on everybody but we protect our way of life here in Beloit WI, the City of Nobles, this is a very spiritual yet dark City in the likeness of an advanced version of an old testament city. Take care everybody.

Godwolfurious

Nothing personal but no one could out do you for tall tails. I feel like I have been taken on an adventure in fairyland.
Save your illustrious parables for bed time stories. I'm just mixing some gin and tonic to help me make it through the night. As far as being a saint I only got a lot of hot air and sandy wind in my face when I tried to separate the Red Sea. Let's you and I meet up on this side of the River Jordan because if we go on your side we'll be in Disneyland for the week end. Next time I want to visit Alice in Wonderland I'll give you a call.

Beatrice Landcaster


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Goldwolf on May 06, 2010 03:22 pm

  You've obviously read Autobiography of a Yogi, good day mam.


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Beatrice Landcaster on May 06, 2010 07:57 pm

  You've obviously read Autobiography of a Yogi, good day mam.


Goldilocks

Just bring the Autobiography of a Yogi along with you we'll visit Magic Mountain together.

Beatrice


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: blue nova on May 07, 2010 06:28 pm
oh....what webs we weave in the drama called "Life".

OH BOY ....Magic Mountain and Disney-Land...both places are grand-e !!   :D :D

i want to go to Haunted Mansion first and then Space-Mountain, or is that in Disney-World ? .............and then to Magic Mountain and the BIG roller-coasters...PLEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

OH....and the TeaCups....yes...they are fun too !! 

WHOOOOOHOOOO !!! and then off to Cedar-Point in Ohio...oh yea...LOTS OF GREAT RIDES THERE TOO !! Deomon - drop , silver-streak, Cork-Screw,

OR...how about sittin' my bottom in recliner, and going to God.....much better than all places listed above....and are within walkng distance  ;D

there are 'coasters There that reach in the G-forces...........Sights unlike any others..... Feelings,,that cannot be found Elsewhere..........where Fantasies come True...


(((Hugs)))


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: flying squirrel on May 07, 2010 07:30 pm
hey ! enough with the rollercoaster rides already, am feeling sick and ready to toss the cookies !   :P
think I will stay on the branch, and not join in on that field trip  8) Enjoy !!

and if meditation is taking you to the same places, at those speeds, this squirrel needs to find some other way to contact God ......

question is Fantasies ? God like spiritual fantasies or delusions of the mind ?  8)


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: blue nova on May 08, 2010 07:15 pm
aawwww Squirrel,

there are plenty of ways to contact God...every soul has its way to commune with God....

whether it be roller-coaster rides or some other form of commune,,

honestly....i figured u for a roller coaster type....

'tis a windy day here in the midwest...branches are swinging/rocking in wind, to and fro...i thought, that for sure, squirrels would love roller coasters.....

altho maybe not...i just saw a squirell having a heck of a time trying to get around in branches due to wind....he fought against wind...maybe squirrel should just give into wind...and find fastest way/route....to where or what it searches for..??

maybe....that is why u r here....here at this site.  u have been navigated here....

Quote
question is Fantasies ? God like spiritual fantasies or delusions of the mind ?
 


??  ?   i do not understand.  can u elaborate please ?

when i close my eyes....Something Happens.  another Reality comes alive.  in that Reality....many Good things Happen. is this fantasy ?  no.  how do i know this fact-oid ?

because...i Just Know.  when we let go of body... meditation/yoga ,,,,and life,  is what we want it to be.

all is Love...in this 'fantasy'.  fantasy is not always 'fiction'. 

when it comes to Soul....all is Real.

a branch is limited.  it only goes so far and then ceases to exist.  soul exists...it has no limits  :D 

it is simple....really.  stop limiting yourself.

Love & (((Hugs)))






Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Beatrice Landcaster on Nov 17, 2014 10:27 pm
This is BD How are ya folks? I just wanted to tell you that I'm so proud of myself because I'm going to be chosen as the mascot for Shredded Wheat I shown my picture and da man got hold of me and told me that I look more shredded than any other pictures they found!



Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: the 10 moods of dr. kook on Nov 18, 2014 01:14 am
How have you been BD. Haven't  heard from you in a while. I have ten moods to few but II'll add two for you. I've been on tranquilizers lately to take off the edges in my life. I've been celebrating a long retirement from padded cells and psyche wards where I used to tighten some loose screws.

                                      .  The 10 or more moods of kook


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: Jitendra Hydonus on Nov 18, 2014 02:23 am
This is BD How are ya folks? I just wanted to tell you that I'm so proud of myself because I'm going to be chosen as the mascot for Shredded Wheat I shown my picture and da man got hold of me and told me that I look more shredded than any other pictures they found!


More shredded then Nabisco Shredded Wheat that's quite the compliment Beady.  ;D


Title: Re: Beatrice Landcaster
Post by: guest88 on Nov 08, 2021 03:00 pm
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