Spiritual Portal

A Spiritual Smorgasbord => A pet psychic for decadent dogs and a few conniving cats => Topic started by: Cindys Garage Sale on Jul 02, 2017 03:52 pm



Title: vegetarian cat and dog food
Post by: Cindys Garage Sale on Jul 02, 2017 03:52 pm
I am taking orders for vegetarian fish of the garden for your cat. I guarantee that your cat will not go into heat this year, or at least not like the last year. Made with soy powder. These fishy treats will be a delightful change to the more aggressive food staples that only disturb your cats chakra alignment and dim their third eye perception. Your cat will once again display non violent behavior and play like a kitten. Take the alley out of cat. Curb the cat population explosion at your local rest areas. Try my new Fish of the Garden Cat Treats. It has been known to have cats chanting medulla instead of mew. Your cat will soon be able to consciously enter the astral spine and meditate instead of lazily sleeping around.