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I WAS A SIMPLTON
BUT ONE DAY I WENT TO ISTAMBUL
A HAZELNUT WAS FORCED IN MY MOUTH

REST IS HISTORY !

We are so glad you decided to check in here at the Soul Searching convalescent Home just on the other side of Isambul and in wonderful Zanosphere. No doubt you have already experienced the hospitatality of Nurse Strangelove. She is our serviving Therapy Nurse. At one time a fellow Miracleman, that fits your description, introduced us to her with some unforgettable questions designed to expose any inconsistancies in her work ethics. Now since you found yourself in this out of the way place, i must ask: Did she administer the snake oil with that fateful forceful thrust? You have fallen down the Rabbit Hole and you may never be the same again. If you took the snake oil it might be the difference between a temporary stay and an indefinate and quite possibly timeless stay in the twilite of Zanoshere. Especially since we quite often become quite attached to our guests.....

Miracleman asks Nurse Strangelove some critical questions that would affect those faint of heart in going thru this therapy program:

NURSE STRANGE GLAD TO MEET YOU

PLEASE ANSWER MY 2 QUESTIONS..BEFORE I CONFIRM YOU

1.CAN YOU EXPLAIN ME YOUR STRANGE NAME WITH STRAIGHT FACE ?

2.DO YOU KNOW THE BENEFITS OF SNAKE OIL..?

Hello Miracleman...please forgive me but Nurse Strangelove and  the diabolical  hidden doctor have totaly set me up  for this one and i can not let it pass,,,,,,my insanity is erupting so move over a second....

the benefits of snake oil are as follows

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I must purge this urge.......and will be back once the mess is cleaned up..........someone call for an orderly

i am afraid the orderlies will only take care of the symtoms and not the cause which is a need
for the appreciation that our Lauraa deserves. She is at the top of our list for active and exciting members and commands a certain notice from time to time. Even Into Blue would understand such a request. Just because she has had Mars conjunct Moon for the last few days is no cause to throw up her horoscope up to ominous prodictions of doom and gloom.

Steve Hydonus  

INto Blue))))))))))))))))))))0 no no no, it was not my snake oil.....

Steve)))))))))))))))))))huhhhhhhhh I'm puking up my moons....or was that a Mars bar...
what gloom and doom??? do i need to find a place to hide?????? hey duid i post the moon pics i took when we had the last full moon?????man i captured some creepy stuff.....

Into BLUE)))))))))))))))))) call the Bio hazard wais department at the Hotel......surely there is one there

not counting anything.. okay one plus one equals two..
two plus  one equals six...
six plus one equals three hundred forty  eight
is that how we count......

I think I may need to apologize to Miracleman ..i think this thread started about him ....dang i am so lost...fell in the puke, trying to look at the moon,,,,lost my mars bar....now trying to learn to count...

yep i need a vacation

INTO BLUE))))))))))))))))  I am in total agreement with you  hun..

have you got your  big golden  needle with the really sharp point handy..

bubbles need burst......(http://i25.tinypic.com/2hx2dki.jpg)

DEAR LAURRA49
THIS IS MIRACLEMAN FROM HILLTOP MOON40

YOU REMEMBER 40 YEARS AGO MOON WAS CONTAMINATED BY 3 ALIENS

WE HAVE TO CLEAN THE MESS CREATED BY THE ALIEN TRIO

THE HAZARDOUS BIOCHEMICAL WASTE LEFT BY THEM HAS GENERATED LOT OF OXYGEN DEFICIT IN ALREADY OXYGEN STARVED MOON

I NEED YOUR HELP IN CLEANING THE MESS..

Well to be frank I thought it was from all the oxygen deprevation from all the ciggarettes I smoked for 45 years.. tee hee
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that explains the photos i took lol

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notice the green reptilian in the top pic and the  face over the reptile in the one on the bottom
these are from the full moon two weeks ago/ not retouched only magnified

your capital letters make me feel like you are on the other side of the room screaming at me...

try a color instead of capitals........for my sensitive brain...please please

AGREED
THIS POST IS THE LOST TIME I AM WRITING IN CAPITALS.

MiRaCle MaN  i think i understand why you write in capital letters. It is because you ahve been such a posting devotee. i suppose if we used all the capitals where thry belong we would not have enough time to answer all the posts we'd like and if we used all lower case we would be like the poet e.e. comings who never capitalized anything. i certainly do not mind which way people decide to post.

On a different note. Some of those who have a more serious bent about them may find that having fun has it's limits. i would say that there is some truth to this. Although we are having fun here: i still think that it is is important to note that everone is welcome and important no matter what contributions they are able to make...We sincerely appreciate it.

StEvE hYdOnUs

OMG I am sorry miracleman...if you prefer to write in capitals ..then  please  write that way.

I am a female and sometimess we think then we write...

 But I am in no way offended just found it is unusual....

baby you write in all capitals , part capital space each letter ....tee hee ......you do what makes YOU happy  ...I can tick along  either way................

I am sorry I should have kept mouth closed....... us damned Leo's you can't take us anywhere or let us out for very long......come here  I have  a  hug for you ,,,, yes I do.....(http://i26.tinypic.com/148ops9.gif)