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Title: Santa Clone's Christmas Post by: santa clone on Dec 13, 2013 01:50 am Merry Clonemas
This is Santa Clone here. I have lost my Santaty because I have been spending a lot of time at McDona clones at Wal clones and at Targa clones doing shopping with my elves....and I wanted to tell you that I've been feeding Rudolph some McDona clone Minute Maid into a clone, Florida bars. It is a good change from the Arctic Circle food. Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum; Join me for a Merry Clomas Title: Re: Santa Clone's Christmas Post by: santa clone on Dec 13, 2013 08:06 am It is so wonderful to travel across United Clones of America and see every city look quite the same as the last with the unity of united clones; the lights of Walmart and Target, Shell and McDonalds (and let us not forget Taco Hell and Pizza Glut...all lighting up the sky with the beautiful clone businesses of the United Clones of America... Remember your favorite Christmas line and sing it joyfully: "Is there anything else."
America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with cloninghood From clone to shining clone! Come bring your children to be cloned into commercialism and corporate America ethics! Get them cloned early so they too will buy from our corporate stores and will find the excitement of the Christmas cloning. See Santa Clone who has been cloned at most of our corporate stores across Cloneland. Ho Ho Ho and have a nice day! Title: Re: Santa Clone's Christmas Post by: guest46 on Dec 13, 2013 02:45 pm I am looking forward to making my next thriller. It will be replete with all the cloned actors, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis and John Wayne. It will be about a land of clones in which no one can escape: Twilight Clones. We are planning on a big advertisment blitz. You will see your favorite cloned actors in plastic bronze mannequins| at your local McDonaclones and Burger Clones. Alfred Hitchclone |