Spiritual Portal

It is nice to be at such a 'clean' site. Recently I was swimming at night at the Santa Monica Pier on the coast of California. Suddenly I saw this irredescent green color under the water and it moved towards me like a tentacle. I thought to myself keep your head and everything will be cool.... But holy shit I have to get out of here! I am not sure of the nature of the toxic chemicals but so far I'm still alive!

Thanks for joining us your life is certainly a social statement!

I  was in Flint recently and my arms started rusting out at the joints. I think I've become the Tin Man  since I drank their water. I need some  Rustaloneum. I lit up like a Christmas tree aftar fishing in the Flint River.

Sams' your predicament unfortunately holds true in other parts of the world.

In my place (Eastern coast of Italy) the sea is packed with Escherichia colii bacteria. I would widen your club to include industrial and human waste.

It's Rustoleum.

I was alone at the time.  Rust alone eum so I got the generic brand for loners. You should try it some time if you ever feel alittle rusty and alone.