Spiritual Portal

Hello fans! I am introducing some helpful medications for your pets and therapy for their welfare. Puppy uppers for pets like hounds who mope around and cats who are fat. They need some speed. And doggy downers for dogs like bull terrorists and chawowwows; They could use some anti-anxiety medications and this could bring nipping at your feet and sliding on the floor to a minimum.  I can also give past life regression to dogs and cats who just can't seem to let go of grievances from owners they have had in this life and previous ones. As a bonus I will also offer doggy muzzles made of golden tapestry to keep the teeth from bearing and eliminate sore throat conditions due to endless and meaningless chatter. Please slow down the orders. I am unable to type them in fast enough to make out the forms for my mailing crew.

                                                   Swami Preemavera

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Would past life therapy help my gila monster seen here with a passing tourist¿ She has been out of sorts lately. I tell her to clear the smudges in her meditation in the mirror of self-examination.  I believe it is a case of involuntary celibacy. But i cannot find a suitable mate for her. Perhaps an understanding of past lives would initiate the road to revovery.

The main difficulty is that strip malls were put up in her native habitat so I took her in. Occasionally I find a park where she can stand high on a rock-as you see here and look out for her luv. She does believe in love at first sight and has not lost hope. As you can see there are corporate interests conspiring against true love.

she's beautiful! i hope she finds her true love and i hope i get to meet her and feed her  :D

May u have an unprecedented evening of delights. Gila has had unsanctamonious dreams about one such as yourself!

I hope she doesn't construe the 'I hope I get to feed her' literally and directly!